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To whom it may concern,
All children who show the list of symptoms below are to be brought to one of six safe houses to be observed, protected, and trained to behave in humane, normal, and productive ways.
Some of the symptoms of this illness are, but not limited to:
Psychic visions—including any and all predictions of the future
If your child has these or any other symptoms of abilities not considered normal please bring them to the addresses listed below.
Be warned: Any parent, guardian, or relative who fails to bring an infected child for examination will be arrested, their wages will be seized and they and their family will be considered a hostile person with terrorist intentions against the United States.