You have been warned! This is an X-Rated post. So for any family members or friends who would like to stop reading, this is your moment. Okay.
I was talking yesterday with a friend of mine who happens to be a reviewer for a popular romance review website. No, she does not review my books (But wouldn't it be wonderful if she did. LOL)
Anyway, she wanted to know if I could come up with any words that meant "female masturbation." She had been writing a review and she needed to come up with one. She could come up with a ton of phrases for males...
For example:
A big date with Rosy Palms
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Abusing the usual suspect
Abysmal Baptismal,The
Adjusting the antenna
Adjusting your set
Aiding and abetting a known felon
Angry fist action
Anointing the Beloved
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Abusing the usual suspect
Abysmal Baptismal,The
Adjusting the antenna
Adjusting your set
Aiding and abetting a known felon
Angry fist action
Anointing the Beloved
For more examples check here
But we couldn't come up with any for female masturbation. Can you? And what does it say that erotic fiction writers can't?
Anyway, that is it. No more X-Rated for me for today.
Best
RR
LOL I haven't heard of Rosy Palms before! That's great!
ReplyDeleteAccording to my brother 'flick the bean' is one for females.. That's all I know.
So gross haha
Flick the bean? LOL! But is that for the act of men doing it to women or for women doing it to themselves?
ReplyDeleteWomen doing it to themselves apparently.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard when he told me that!
Thats awesome. I've never heard that before.
ReplyDeleteI heard "double clicking your mouse" from someone.
ReplyDeleteThats a good one!!
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